Gotta Love My Aliens

things i've heard:
'aawww it's a baby wecord'. how do they know about records? and why don't they know the difference in a cd & a record?
'you go poop. then i gotta tell you something'. please, don't make me explain.
"I'M NOT GONNA KILL YOU, I JUST WANT TO LOVE YOU"
'i need your help.' 'about what?'
'will you wipe my apple? i can't use my sheet'.
just overhearing the things said sometimes crack me up. course, the last thing i wanted to hear this weekend was ixxie asking snarky if her mom 'had sex'. then saying 'yeah, she will though. just give it time'. WTF? where does this shit come from?
i missed out on halloween this year though. because it fell on monday & the kids were home. i bought costumes & planned on taking them out cos our community usually does something over the weekend when halloween falls on a weekday. this year we have new community leaders that decided against that. they just didn't care about one old memaw that wouldn't get to share if they broke tradition. i don't feel like i'm ever gonna get the twins for a halloween. and that's one of my favorite holidays.
other than that. nothing much new on the home front.
oh, except, finally hubby got busted at work for being drunk. he who swears he's not drinking in the morning when he staggers through the house. what is it about a drunk that they think they are so inconspicuos & smart that they can lie to you like that? fucking losers. i hate a liar, a thief & my next biggest bitch is a drunk that thinks he's the smartest man in the world.
enough about hubby.
later....