Sunday, February 26, 2006

Berries Of Some Sort

now....right my home....on the couch. my husband is giving the dog raspberries. no, not the fruit...on her belly. with his mouth...blowing full force. right now...on the couch...i swear i think this drunk is crazy. i know my dog thinks he's lost his fucking mind. or maybe she thinks she's lost her mind & this isn't really happening. but someone isn't right. she's got this please help me...please save me look on her face. she's pleading with her eyes to please be released from this nightmare, make it stop! ms. m hasn't had the best week. she's had way too much company. she has seizures if she gets too excited. yes, she's been too excited. she's had several seizures both in the morning & evening. they're really weird. for no good reason, just all of a sudden, she starts stiffening up & her eyes get this glazed over look. when its over she's just fine but i hate like hell to watch her have them. we've tried several medications & we're still in the process of finding what works for her. did you know that cigarette smoke can make a dog have a seizure? who'd of thunk it? i was pretty amazed at the list of things that cause them or have been linked to them or is just someones know-it-all list. hell, the bird actually landed on her head bringing her out of a dead sleep. he flew off immediately & she didn't even know what hit her. that one was pretty funny but it did add to her stress level cos she had a seizure that night too. he's never offered to land on her before. near her, yes, he has no problem teasing her but never landed on her. she freaked out & jumped up so fast that i thought something bit her. she then did about 3 really fast circles looking at her tail that made me wonder if she had a dingleberry. she has freaked out over dingleberries before. by that time she noticed us laughing so hard we were crying & rolling on the floor so she stopped dead & just looked at us with her head quirked to one side as if to say 'ok. what the hell was that?'
ok. i have to go break this up. now he's giving her kisses on the head. remind me sometime to tell you how i came by this crazy dog i have. hey, that works for both of them, hubby & ms. m.

Sunday, February 19, 2006

Snow Way!

how weird is this weather? one day its 64 degrees outside & the next its down to 23. AND we have snow. i hate that shit. when is this global shift going to happen? i'm ready for the warm weather & let someone else have this snow shit. i don't want to move until i see how its going. my luck i'd move farther south & the snow would follow me. guess i'll just sit this one out & see what the rest of the year brings. course, if i move south i'm looking at hurricanes & that ain't good..
valentines day came & went without a hitch. by without a hitch i mean i didn't have to do it after all. come on all know what the it thing is. there are just some things i know we all share in the dictionary of life.
it: a. the obligatory sex thing brought on by special days, known as holidays, et al, valentines day, christmas, new years, your birthday. b. sometimes due to pure lust or horniness. c. often due to drunken stupor.
yeah, that it.
so it hasn't been all bad.
today is jammers birthday. big guy is 3. he's at home with sonny & honey for a birthday party. funny thing is i was never verbally invited. i know i am without saying but just to not even been asked or have one of them say 'can you make it?' i'm not there. i think that says something. i don't know if my feelings are hurt or if its just me being me. think i ask too much sometimes? whatever.
i think i'll go lick my wounds.

Thursday, February 02, 2006

Blow Out This Candle

yesterday was my sons 31st birthday. happy birthday, sweetie.
i promised him i wouldn't call him at 2:34 am to give him happy birthday wishes. or to remind him thats when he was born all those years ago. when we first met face to face. after he ripped me wide open!!!! i've missed one year of not calling him. that was only because his phone was turned off so technically i didn't miss it. he just didn't get the call. i love my boy. he does a momma proud.