Frozen Pussy

tomorrow the weather people are calling for snow before i even get out of bed & by the time i get to work its supposed to be a mixture of snow & sleet. since i live on top of the hill 6 miles from the river my chances of getting down the mountain are slim to none without winding up in a ditch or worse, in the river. i received this email today & felt it was very appropriate.

"WINTER"
by Abigail Elizabeth McIntyre













Shit, it's Cold!"

i went straight to the bosses office this morning & relayed to her the sad news 'a winter storm warning in effect for tuesday'. i explained that the weather men told me that i shouldn't be on the roads unless it was a dire emergency. she agreed with the weather people that i shouldn't try to make it in. which means i get to sleep in tomorrow.
this is a good thing cos i didn't get any sleep this weekend. those darn kids were so noisy & demanding. it was all i could do to get down the hallway before they were yelling 'good morning, memaw' at me. apparently they're taking lessons from hubby about the yelling crap. bitch? me? i'm just kidding. i love it that the first thing they do is scream at me that they love me & are glad i'm up for them to begin the torture of their sibling rivalry. see how many kisses & hugs they can get in over each other. as far as i'm concerned they can knock themselves out with that one. although, i do hate it when ix hisses at jammer like she's a spawn of satans & i've put my foot down with both of them over the tattling. i keep trying to make ixxie realize that she has this one brother for life & he's gonna remember the things she does to him now so he can get even with her when he's bigger. and bigger he will get. and even is a state of mind with him. thats when i get the look of death from her. the love stops & she wishes reigns of locusts, rings of fire, a short life of leprosy & other horrible unmentionable things on me. i swear you can see it in her eyes. i have to get a pic of her when she's giving me that look of hatred. i laugh at her cos that pisses her off even more. she's alot more fun to piss off than jammer. he gets over it right away but she sits & broods on it until it eats at her. poor kid is gonna grow up to be a miserable adult. i forsee a lot of pissing going on in her life.
later