Pissing Up A Post

During the last snow storm. We headed over to the in-laws to visit for Christmas. At the corner of the four way stood a whole mess of people. Wondering what they were circled around & not wanting to slide into anyone standing around in the tight little circle we slowed down as we passed. There it was. Right there for everyone to see. A cute little german shepard stuck...stuck to the tree. (Actually, a post but it was made from a tree. I just went for the rhyming thing for a minute.) He had backed his ass up & raised his leg & as soon as he cut loose it froze. And those people were laughing. Poor little doggie. I couldn't help but want to help him. I mean he was literally stuck to the post. I guess someone finally poured warm water on him. When we came home the post was covered in a thin sheet of ice on that side & the dog was gone. That was something I will never forget. Too funny to not share but too sad to laugh at.
Another sight that had to be seen to really appreciate. Although, I didn't get to see it & only found out about it today. My 67 year old father just married his live in girlfriend (i call her widget) that is damn close to my age. On New Years Eve. I just wonder how drunk she had to get him to comply. Regardless. Kinda turns my stomach. And both are just pissing up a post.
G'Night