Eloquence

i married young the first time. i was so in love i didn't think anything about marrying that young. i was also pretty naive. 2 things i learned pretty soon after getting married...men want blow jobs & women are advised to kegel. i started the kegel exercise pretty soon but i hated the thought of the blow job thing. i explained to my mother what slick, my first husband, wanted & asked 'is slick a pervert'. she responded with 'is your father?' well, duh, if he wanted a blow job...hell yes! in my opinion! at 18! hell yes!! that was sick. that was disgusting. that...was gonna happen? my first sex talk & i was getting way too much information. she went on to explain that women kegeled to make sex better. for those of you that don't know what the kegel exercise is, miriam webster defines it as:
repetitive contractions by a woman of the pelvic muscles that control the flow in urination in order to strengthen these muscles especially to control or prevent incontinence or to enhance sexual responsiveness during intercourse.
mom actually pulled out a dictionary & read that to me. she also gave me pointers on blow jobs. yuck! at that point i wished i'd gotten a little more information before i took the marriage plunge. i caved & started doing what women did. to make their husband happy. didn't make me happy but it made him exuberant! anyway, after years of practice i now kegel without even realizing i'm doing it & mommy isn't here anymore. so, my whole point of this is can kegeling fuck with your bowel movement when you get older? just wondering at what point does a woman stop kegeling? for that matter when can we stop the blow job thing? too much information? yeah, i thought so. i need my mommy.
oh, come on people. lighten up. i've gotten a lot raunchier than this. just ask hubby. i've got a mouth that can make a sailor blush. that reminds me, when slick wanted to get that special treatment he would say, (and this is where his nickname came into play) 'awww, cumown baby, cumown.' he said this really fast but i knew it meant 'come on baby, come on'. i translated slicktalk really well. its not really fair to poke fun at a dead man is it? ok. i quit.
speaking of weddings, hubbys babybros wedding went pretty well. it was held in a residential home, her parents. i got lots of pics & the first thing babybro said to me, 'you match the wedding party, did you wear your bells?' i had my bells with me, unfortunately, the clasp had broken & i couldn't wear them. i shook my purse at him & jingled so he was happy.

i've been really sick. i have a bad cold with the sneezies, runny nose, chills & my ribs are sore from all the coughing. everytime i lay down i get this tickle in my throat that just won't stop. through the night i'm averaging about 3 hours sleep. the rest of the time i'm tossing, turning & coughing. it sucks to be me right now.

speaking of, here is a before of the wedding & since i don't drink & drive its the after too.

oh, you might wanna see hubby too.

so here is steiner.......this is a during.

and i thought i'd introduce you to

mr. & mrs. babybro.....

nice looking couple don't you think?

k..gotta go.

i've got to take some meds. i'm going to the doctor on wednesday. hopefully, i feel better soon.

later.